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FemtaFan

BEWARE OF FEN

BEWARE OF FEN

Regular price $65.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $65.50 USD
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This hoodie isn’t just fabric, it’s a survival kit. For late-night spirals, hormone-fueled highs, and mornings where caffeine’s not enough, it’s soft armor you can melt into while still looking like you run the whole scene.

Details that matter
50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester = balanced like your estrogen-testosterone cocktail
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester (because even chaos has blends)
8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric, heavy enough to hold you, soft enough to forgive you
Air-jet spun yarn = smooth feel, no pill-popping fuzz (you’ve already got femtanyl for that)
Double-lined hood + matching drawcord, for disappearing when the dysphoria hits
Quarter-turned body (no awkward crease, no straight lines)
Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex, snug even when your mood isn’t
Front pouch pocket: stash your phone, your hormones, or your secrets
Double-stitched everywhere that matters, because breakdowns shouldn’t happen at the seams

Made to order
Printed just for you, not for landfills. Takes longer, but slow fashion slays harder.

Compliance & safety
Age restriction: 18+
EU warranty: 2 years
Meets EU standards for lead, cadmium, phthalates, and flammability
Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

For questions or concerns: femtafan@gmail.com
or write us at 22 sente des mariniers, 33000 Bordeaux, France.

Style warning: White hoodie may lean off-white. Consider it your built-in soft filter.

Guide des tailles

  LONGUEUR (inches) LARGEUR (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LONGUEUR (cm) LARGEUR (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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