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FemtaFan
BEWARE OF FEN
BEWARE OF FEN
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$65.50 USD
Regular price
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$65.50 USD
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This hoodie isn’t just fabric, it’s a survival kit. For late-night spirals, hormone-fueled highs, and mornings where caffeine’s not enough, it’s soft armor you can melt into while still looking like you run the whole scene.
Details that matter
50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester = balanced like your estrogen-testosterone cocktail
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester (because even chaos has blends)
8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric, heavy enough to hold you, soft enough to forgive you
Air-jet spun yarn = smooth feel, no pill-popping fuzz (you’ve already got femtanyl for that)
Double-lined hood + matching drawcord, for disappearing when the dysphoria hits
Quarter-turned body (no awkward crease, no straight lines)
Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex, snug even when your mood isn’t
Front pouch pocket: stash your phone, your hormones, or your secrets
Double-stitched everywhere that matters, because breakdowns shouldn’t happen at the seams
Made to order
Printed just for you, not for landfills. Takes longer, but slow fashion slays harder.
Compliance & safety
Age restriction: 18+
EU warranty: 2 years
Meets EU standards for lead, cadmium, phthalates, and flammability
Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
For questions or concerns: femtafan@gmail.com
or write us at 22 sente des mariniers, 33000 Bordeaux, France.
Style warning: White hoodie may lean off-white. Consider it your built-in soft filter.
Details that matter
50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester = balanced like your estrogen-testosterone cocktail
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester (because even chaos has blends)
8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric, heavy enough to hold you, soft enough to forgive you
Air-jet spun yarn = smooth feel, no pill-popping fuzz (you’ve already got femtanyl for that)
Double-lined hood + matching drawcord, for disappearing when the dysphoria hits
Quarter-turned body (no awkward crease, no straight lines)
Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex, snug even when your mood isn’t
Front pouch pocket: stash your phone, your hormones, or your secrets
Double-stitched everywhere that matters, because breakdowns shouldn’t happen at the seams
Made to order
Printed just for you, not for landfills. Takes longer, but slow fashion slays harder.
Compliance & safety
Age restriction: 18+
EU warranty: 2 years
Meets EU standards for lead, cadmium, phthalates, and flammability
Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
For questions or concerns: femtafan@gmail.com
or write us at 22 sente des mariniers, 33000 Bordeaux, France.
Style warning: White hoodie may lean off-white. Consider it your built-in soft filter.
Guide des tailles
LONGUEUR (inches) | LARGEUR (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
LONGUEUR (cm) | LARGEUR (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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